El Gringo Loco Guacamole Seasoning

Skip the guesswork—just add avocados. This all-natural guac blend is packed with bright lime juice, jalapeño, and a balanced mix of traditional Mexican herbs and spices to bring out the best in your avocado game. It’s tangy, savory, and just the right amount of kick, ready to turn ripe avocados into instant party fuel.

Mash it, mix it, and serve it up with chips, tacos, burrito bowls, or straight from the spoon—we don’t judge. And unlike store-bought guac kits, there's no filler, no preservatives, and no mystery ingredients. Just real-deal flavor, ready when you are.

We’ll handle the seasoning. You handle the avocados. (Turns out those don’t fit in a pouch.)